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29 May 2012
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My mom and I watching Albert Nobbs:

Albert: Should I tell her before we get married? Or should I make it a surprise for our wedding night?
Me and my mom: Before before before!
This is the most awkward movie ever.

28 May 2012
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28 May 2012
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deirdreanne:

who took a picture of my future daughter’s room?

28 May 2012
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28 May 2012
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“Some authors are all afraid of having opinions. That by saying they vote Democrat or go to Church every Sunday or they prefer Carolina barbecue over Texas barbecue that they’ll collapse their delicate little author platform (which is clearly made of fragile bird bones) and end up alienating the audience. I urinate on the head of that idea. Your audience is way tougher than you think. And if they’re willing to abandon you because you’re going to vote for Ron Paul or didn’t like The Avengers then they were probably going to ditch you anyway.Opinions are fine. They make you human. Why sterilize yourself and your beliefs? The key to having an opinion is obeying Wheaton’s Law: don’t be a dick and a corollary, Wendig’s Tenet, don’t have and/or offer crazy-person opinions. “I think all the Jews should be sent to the moon” is not a sane position, so maybe you just want to button that one up and go away.”

— Chuck Wendig on having opinions as a writer (via get-scribbling)

28 May 2012
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Random thought of the day!

Something I hate about myself? Hahaha it’s the fact that if people say something enough, I will believe it. Like so:

Me: Oh man, I don’t know if I like apples or oranges better.

Person 1: Oh man I love apples apples are the best they’re so delicious and sweet and they’re like a rainbow of colors and their juice is so good apples are way better than oranges you can’t bake oranges in a pie they are clearly the best.

Me: WOW I LOVE APPLES SO MUCH THEY ARE MY FAVORITE.

Person 2: No way I don’t know what you’re talking about oranges are clearly the best I mean I know you have to peel them and everything but you have to work for what’s really good and they’re so citrusy and delicious and I mean seriously orange juice is the best thing in the world you don’t say hey I want some AJ no you say hey I want some OJ and they’re so good they even have a color names after them.

Me: OH MAN ORANGES ARE MY FAVORITE FRUIT EVER I LOVE THEM.

Me:….wait what do I like?

I’m so easily convinced, sometimes I’m sure I don’t have real opinions because I just absorb other peoples’.